belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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