she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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