he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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