So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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