when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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