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Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I have surprise drugs for everyone
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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