Do vagina's smell?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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