If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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