I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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