what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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