is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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