Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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