operation harelip BJ is a go
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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