susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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