I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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