If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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