how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
50% drunk capacity currently
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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