I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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