My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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