"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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