I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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