youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
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