I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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