Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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