if i died would you start the facebook group?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
You have to summon your inner elephant
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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