got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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