I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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