we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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