I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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