In America we eat man semen.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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