Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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