I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
