Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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