And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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