I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
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