You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
thus making me awesome and them whores
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
It's never too late to be topless.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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