I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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