i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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