yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
Randomize
