So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
