Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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