I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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