Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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