peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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