Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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