Pappa wants mamma naked
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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