So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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