thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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