I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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