According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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