That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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